Deviation Actions
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And we have a major revelation as well.
This one was lettered using GIMP instead of Paint. I think it looks better. If people want, I can post the script here in the description.
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Jasmin: You can’t keep me in here!
Sydem: Yes we can.
JASMIN: This is kidnapping!
TAMIKO: Hardly. We’re just keeping you out of the way while we work.
JASMIN: I’ll have you arrested for this!
TAMIKO: After being on this ship, going back to Tantalus V would be a vacation now kindly stop yelling before I sedate you.
R’SHEE Alright, the captains on her way. How’s our guest?
Tamiko: Absolutely charming commander.
SYDEM: MACOs don’t swear as much as she does.
JASMIN: You’re only making things worse
TAMIKO: Ignoring her, I’ve run a complete scan of her to ensure there weren’t any toxin sacks implanted in her designed go off when captured.
R’SHEE Why would they do that?
TAMIKO: That’s what I would do.
Sydem: Not everyone is as disturbed as you, you sociopath.
TAMIKO: Just make sure your prisoner doesn’t escape savage
R’SHEE Moving on ladies, did you find anything?
TAMIKO: Oh most definitely. But let’s wait for the captain. Ah there she is
JASMIN: So the dark one deems to honor us with her presence
HEATH: Listen Cadet…
JASMIN: That’s Senior Cadet
HEATH: Ask me how much I care
JASMIN: You know there are two types of Bajorans; Those that have breast implants and those that need them. We have one of each here
TAMIKO: I’ve wondered about that
Sydem: Hey, these are real.
JASMIN: So you’re saying your captain needs implants?
SYDEM: Why you little…
HEATH: Sydem.
SYDEM: One minute captain. Just give me one minute alone with her.
HEATH: Depending how she behaves in the next few minutes, I’ll allow it
JASMIN: And there’s the evil overlord I know so well.
HEATH: alright explain. Why do you keep calling me that?
JASMIN: You’re about to make a bet to get rid of those boots.
HEATH: Yes
JASMIN: You’re going to lose
HEATH: Really? And how do you know that?
JASMIN: Hello, temporal investigations. Has all that blonde hair dye finally soaked into your brain?
TAMIKO: The captain dyes her hair?
JASMIN: It’s as fake as that upper class attitude of yours
TAMIKO: My attitude is not fake.
JASMIN: Please your parents are farmers. Your friend with the implants is more upper class than you
SYDEM: I DO NOT HAVE IMPLANTS!
JASMIN: Sure you don’t. Anyway they find out about your little time travel trick and despite winning the bet, you are forced to abide by your terms
HEATH: Ok, you could have listened in and found out all that and made up the rest. Prove to me that…
JASMIN: You’re going to offer to change the name of this ship to the “USS BARBIE BOAT” if you lose
R’SHEE Captain!
HEATH: It’s the only thing that I know they’ll go for. Alright, I’m convinced. So what happened?
JASMIN: Many other captains are outraged by your treatment. More and more of them come out in sympathy for you leading to a full uprising against the leadership of Starfleet and ultimately, the Federation. They then install you as their leader. So all hail Empress Layress.
R’SHEE I never knew you had that in you Captain.
HEATH: I don’t
JASMIN: Yes, you do
HEATH: In any case that’s not going to happen
JASMIN: What do you mean?
HEATH: I may hate these boots, but I am still a Starfleet Captain. I would never do that.
JASMIN: But you do.
HEATH: No I won’t and we’re not time traveling
JASMIN: Wait what?
HEATH: We are not traveling back in time so that whole scenario isn’t going to happen
JASMIN: What? No. No No No… You have to!
R’SHEE Why
JASMIN: I come from that time line, if you don’t then that time line won’t exist. I won’t exist!
R’SHEE Sounds like a win-win to me.
TAMIKO: Now now, commander, that’s no way to talk to your daughter.
R’SHEE: MY WHAT?
TAMIKO: I did say that I did a full scan of her and there is a 98% percent chance that this creature is your offspring
Jasmin: No.. I can’t be related to her. Dad said my mother was a cruel evil sadistic… oh god no…
SYDEM: You know that would explain all the porn we found on her ship
JASMIN: YOU STAY OUT OF MY SHIP!
SYDEM: How does Tholian/Horta even work?
TAMIKO: Disturbing mental images aside, according to my readings she’ll be born in about four year years from now
R’SHEE: Right, no more having sex with Trills, ever!
JASMIN: No no no everything in your profile said that you would the opposite of what you’re told. I thought telling you not to time travel would insure that you would… oh no, I’ve invalidated my own timeline. I’ve erased myself… no I can still fix this. I just have to make you go bad.
HEATH: Not going to happen.
JASMIN: Come on. You know you want to hit me. Come on. Hit me, abuse me. Give in to your violent nature and take it out on me
R’SHEE: Oh my god… You are my child.
HEATH: Prophets above. What else can happen today? Oh Prophets I did not just say that…
*chirp*
T’Praang: Captain
HEATH: And here we go. Yes T’Praang?
T’Praang: We are getting a strange energy reading from engineering. It appears to have a Borg signature.
HEATH: That’s alright. It’s part of what they’re working on.
T’Praang: I see captain. However is the signature spreading out from engineering also part of their work?
HEATH: WHAT?
T’Praang: I’ll take your reaction as a no.
JASMIN: What does she mean Borg? There was no mention of anything Borg in the files.
R’SHEE: Your father must have been an idiot.
T’Praang: It is spreading through the bio-neural gel packs. It has reached almost every part of the ship.
Sydem: Oh that’s not good
TAMIKO: True but it is a lovely shade of green
HEATH: PARIS!
Truzena: uh oh
Paris: I’m not a Beatziod and even I felt that
Naynta: I refuse to face what about to happen while sober. I’m off to the bar.
Truzena: Too late. I can feel her on the way down
Paris: You know, a warp core breach sounds good right now. Who’s with me?
